Outright Mental Defective: Shameless Search Engine Pandering

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Shameless Search Engine Pandering

I have a "day off" today and I get to clean sludge out of my gutters. I bet the search engines are going crazy now. My gutters filled with sludge are going to be right up there with Daave's Paris Hilton is a whore. Or how about sexy Asian blow jobs, OTK spanking or Dick Cheney.

Alright, I guess I should not write this post without taking my medication first. Back to my gutters, I am actually kind of looking forward to getting it done. I have been doing a lot if physical stuff around the house lately and it is a really good feeling. Oh I guess this is what my first sponsor meant when he said, move a muscle change a thought.

¶ 9/21/2006 06:14:00 AM

Comments:

OMG I am laughing so hard. Thank you so much for the smile you put on my face this morning.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:06 AM

Love It!

Our minds go to some verrrrry strange places eh? lmao

Your post sounds a bit like some of the comment spam I get hehehe...

Gutter sludge! Been there - done that! Blecccch!

Have A Great Day anywayzzzzz :)

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:19 AM

Trudge, doing gutter sludge. It's a rhyme, didya notice? Yes, physical stuff is God-send. It quiets the voices in my brain.

Good for you Trudge!

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:26 AM

How I LOVE your sense of Humor!!!

Have fun today cleaning the sludge out!

# posted by

Gooey Munster : 11:41 AM

You are a funny one for sure. I need to get moving around this place.....I've spent a few WEEKS now not doing much but sitting, looking at blogs, and sitting some more. Not good at all.
Thanks for some good humor.
Peace,
Scout
P.S. No, I am not a lawyer.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:56 AM

ahahah you are funny

# posted by

Shannon : 1:17 PM

move a muscle change a thought sounds good! just imagine all the thinking I do on my powerwalks now to change those muscles on my butt cheek! lol
enjoy gettin outside and doing stuff around the homefront..Fall does that.
I am so glad we finally got our bedroom window replaced last weekend..lol..it is Fall here now!!
Fog..cold..rain..but I love it.
I actually hike up here with a flashlight some mornings it is sooo foggy..lol

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:34 PM

*butt cheeks..with an s..yes..I hope the both firm up just a little! lol

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:34 PM

Very gutteral, only an alcoholic can understand.

# posted by

lash505 : 10:42 PM

You will get some pretty interesting people on your site with those links...and they'll be awfully disappointed to just see us

# posted by

Jen R. : 11:58 PM

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