Paul Simon is Old

I was going to do another diatribe on
Edie Brickell and how she and the
New Bohemians were one hit wonders. And how,
I was right all along.
Anyhow in my research, I discovered that the object of my affections,
Paul Simon turns 65 in October. Yeegads! He is almost as old as my mother in law for goodness sake. I think it is pretty clear that I need a meeting.