Before your next meeting, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find> that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch squares.

Write one of the following word/phrases in each square:

1. I Have Issues With ______.
2. My Inner-Child...
3. I Thought I Could Just Read Them Off The Wall, And That Was Enough.
4. Meaningful Relationship
5. It was just a small slip
6. I'm Stuck On Step ____.
7. I don't Really Believe In The Steps.
8. Couldn't Find A Meeting
9. My Sponsor Has Been Out Of Town
10. I Don't Need A Sponsor
11. Can't Change
12. Won't Change
13. Yeah But...
14. Oh, The Pain!
15. But, You Don't Understand
16. I am just Misunderstood
17. I'll Never Do ______.
18. Rational Recovery Anything
19. I am serching for the answers
20. I'm Going To Do It Tomorrow.
21. I've Been Thinking About Doing It Tomorrow
22. But It Was Only Non-Alcoholic Beer
23. I Know What It Is I Need To Do But
24. Dysfunctional ANYTHING
25. ALL YOUR FAVORITES SHOULD BE ADDED HERE__________________.

Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of the words or phrases mentioned in the meeting. When you have checked off five consecutive boxes either horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!"

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