Outright Mental Defective: Smart People

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Smart People

I heard this at a meeting not long ago:

"I have always been smart, scored high on tests and done well in school. It doesn't really matter how smart you are however, if you are too drunk to get off
the floor. "

¶ 5/24/2005 04:24:00 AM

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